Harmony Hill and the wonderful people who live there are fictional.
Some of the stories they tell have been inspired by real people in my life.
I hope you enjoy my work. Most of the credit should go to my three sons
for the inspiration and spark of insanity I needed to write this entertaining blog.




Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Today's Lesson


Hello.  How are you this beautiful day?

I am reading the Harmony High School newspaper.  There is a funny cartoon you might get a giggle over... here take a look.


Today's Lesson

 
           You want to go to the school dance. 
              The school is 10 miles from your house.
               You want to ride to the dance with your friends.
                                             
                                         



Your mother won't let you go with them because they drive too fast... 60 mph.
She wants your grandmother to take you.  She drives 30 mph.
So, it takes your friends 1 minute to travel 1 mile and your grandmother 2 minutes to travel 1 mile. 
That means it would take your friends 10 minutes to get you to the dance and your grandmother 20 minutes... right?
Well, mathematically speaking that would be correct.



But what will probably happen is; a police officer will stop your friends for speeding. While he is writing out their ticket, you and Granny will cruise past them, getting you to the dance much faster.  
Granny will give you a couple of dollars to buy some goodies at the dance.  
Your friends will be sitting in the parking lot fighting over who will pay for the ticket which will ruin their whole night...and maybe their friendship!

That's why I won't let your friends drive you to the dance.  Besides, it will keep Granny out of my hair for at least 45 minutes!